Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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