i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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