break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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