im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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