Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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