is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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