Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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