UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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