Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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