What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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