this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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