I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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