Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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