I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
