I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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