I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I want to have your abortion
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Oh Jesus.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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