she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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