Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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