I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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