Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
