i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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