rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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