Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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