Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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