I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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