I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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