If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
