The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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