I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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