I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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