I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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