honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I love you.
Bad choice
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize