Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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