So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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