So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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