god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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