Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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