real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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