I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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