I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
they need to just BURY HIM!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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