I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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