You just made me feel so damn special
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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