I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
that may or may not have been my penis.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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