we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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