can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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