Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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