The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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