I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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