so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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