Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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