just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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