A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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