Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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