I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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